hearing my 60+ year old male ap euro teacher pause a second before saying “pussy riot” is the funniest thin give ever heard

70slesbian:

hozier be like: women. dirt. mud. Her ™

dykes be like: wow……. he understands……

(via allo-dyke-privilege)

glumshoe:

I made a generator so you too can find your futuristic unisex sci-fi name.

(via paranetics)

arthoesunshine:

some of the wildly specific playlists featured on my spotify:

on the coast of italy, lounging on the beach & pondering love related burdens

bucolic dreams of pecking your lover on the cheek before tending to the flowers each morning

feeling like a heart thumping inside a ribcage or a thrashing bird with clipped wings

some roguish young prep school kid plagued by naiveté

dreamtaire:

some concept playlists;

• sitting alone in a cafe on a rainy gray day watching raindrops running down the window.
  
• it’s a gentle day in spring and a warm sunny breeze blusters in through the curtains.
• when ur lying on the floor at 3AM with a cough syrup buzz.
• a scenic highway drive on a foggy sunday morning through the forest thinking about life.
• feeling like a badass walking down the street in a leather jacket and sunglasses while combing your hair back.
  
• middle school emo phase.
• angsty songs for when ur lying on the floor dissociating at 4 AM.
• late 2000s/early 2010s upbeat songs for artsy hipsters with thick-rimmed glasses and scarves
• songs that get me through the bad days

edit: pt. II (these were all requests);

• riding in the car late at night and it’s raining but you’ve got no place to be, just hours of road ahead of you.
  
• staying at home late at the night with the person you love most and letting go of all your troubles and worries, if only for that one night.
  
• sitting alone in a kitchen laden with snack bowls while a wild house party occurs in the surrounding rooms, the music is muffled by the walls and you don’t remember ever learning the lyrics to these songs but you somehow know them, this is the only place in the whole house where you can run away to be alone.
  
• gearing up to take your opponents down on the battlefield. the odds of survival are very unlikely but you’re going to fight anyway.

concept-playlist-horde:

you’re 17 on the verge of immortality and you sit in the backyard of your best friend. you’re there for a small party they’re throwing, and you watch as several people you know spectate a game of beer pong. it’s warm and lights softly illuminate the grassy yard. the air smells of chlorine from the large pool not yet warm enough to swim in. you’re buzzed and red-faced and glad.

it’s 10 pm and you’re having a sleepover with your best friend. you have face masks on and you’re lounging in pajamas, snacks covering your bed. your parents just went to bed and your best friend decides that now is the perfect time for a dance party. you get up and grab hands, dancing around your room with abandon. you’ve never felt more ridiculous. you’ve never felt more at home.

you stare out of the passenger side window of a beat up car. it’s late at night and you’re driving up the coast with someone you’ve run away with. butterflies rustle in your stomach and despite your drowsiness, sleep evades you. the sound of other cars passing is comforting and although you tingle with anxiety, excitement over what’s to come stirs in your mind.

it’s 1956 and you live in northern california. you’ve just arrived at your high school’s formal prom. the theme is starry night. your outfit is perfect and your date is picturesque. rock n’ roll is the new thing and it’s the life of the party. you never thought your school’s gym could look so beautiful. you lay your hand in your date’s and you dance the night away.

yourfavisilliterate:

You are illiterate

(via paranetics)

rideonmidnightcowgirl:

I just gotta say…I’ve had enough of “empowered” women I miss the genre of like artsy weirdo girls in books marketed at 8 year olds like Olivia the pig or clarice bean just girls that were an outright nuisance but had panache. Where are those

(Source: guccihairshirt, via paranetics)

missvake:

There’s this website http://www.ambient-mixer.com/ that’s so good for study athmospheres, but also for RPC or writing ones. Honestly, they have such variety of all kinds of ambient sounds, it’s great (RPG, relaxing, fandom, gaming…) I’m listing my fav athmospheres for study and classwork as a reference for me and for people who might want to try them out (note: I have a predilection for relaxing, urban, and summery).

(Rec: some of these include music tracks, it’s recommendable to mute them if you’re also sitening to your own music)

• Elizabeth’s Paris - yes it’s from Bioshock infinite, but honestly you could just take it as a 20s Parisian cafe. It’s my all time favorite. 
  
• Study like a Slytherin - the only slytherin common room athmosphere that’s calm but doesn’t feel like you’re in a submarine
• In Rivendell - I usually lower the sound of the waterfall bc I feel like it’s too loud but one of my all time favorites too, I don’t even like lotr
• A Library, 1732 - y’all know me and how I love to feel rococo in everything I do
• Calm Sunday in New York - I tend to lower the sound of writing on paper. Yes, another one with La Vie En Rose, sue me
• Cafe Terrace at night - I tend to lower the sound of miner’s pub and turn the piano a bit louder for a bit more of a surreal feel
• Venice Cafe - again, I tend to lower the volume of the pub voices
• Suburban Summer day - so calm but I recommend lowering the sound of grasshoppers because it’s too high
• Home for the holidays - because I lvoe feeling like I’m inside a Hallmark film
• Anime Afternoon - super relaxing if a bit unsettling? idk how to explain 
• A London Flat - another favorite
• London Streets - I tend to lower everything so that it sounds like it’s coming from outside a window
• Urban rainy day in traffic - yes, I love cities you all know
• Fairy wedding in the woods - incredibly beautiful and calm and surreal
• Hufflepuff common room - Another good one for study, I tend to lower the cat purring bc it sounds too loud
• A book by the sea - what it says in the tin

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